on aim with zach.

z: how are things in amyville?

a: http://www.nypost.com/seven/07242007/news/nationalnews/grylls_thrills_bogus__expert_nationalnews_don_kaplan.htm
according to this article i am not naive. because i totally knew he didn't spend the night out there.
BUT. i still love the show.
and still have a crush on bear. :]

z: oh my god. you just told me there is no santa claus

a: seriously though. i do love the show. my favorite nights are the ones when they play like 4 hours of the show. i totally stay up until 3am watching it.

z: haha, YES

z: but why does "bear" if that is his real name...feel the need to get naked on EVERY show

a: BECAUSE it makes me more interested.

z: oh psh
haha

a: those ones are my favorite ones.
i even told james... so i don't feel that guilty about it. ha.

z: I bet, but it HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SURVIVAL

a: HAHA.
soooo.

z: he's like, "Crikey, this water looks cold. I wonder how cold? Better jump in to find out" "Yep, it was cold, better take my clothes off to warm up a bit"

a: "i've just got to get the wet clothes off me and get my body temperature back up."
:]
love it.

z: he needs a female survival companion to make it more equitable

a: oh.
but he's married.

z: ahhhh

a: it broke my heart when he said that... something about thinking about my wife and 2 year old son really makes me dig deeper to find my way.

z: well, that's what you get for loving bear
a broken heart and a pack of survival LIES

a: honestly though. at the beginning... he says "i'm going to show you the skills you would need to survive these conditions." he doesn't say "i'm crazy and i'm actually going to do this crap."

z: now cara on the other hand, she never pretended to be anything other than a pretty face
psh, stop coming up with loopholes for bear

a: i can't help it.
he's bear!

z: I do like the one where he swings the snake like a golf club against a rock to cook it up for dinner

a: "the best way to kill this guy would be just a quick blow to the head."
ha.

z: oh dear, it didn't work

a: he's sounding more and more smart as i read the article. spending time in hawaii.
beating the system = more points.

z: http://www.buddytv.com/articles/man-vs-wild/images/bear-grylls-2.jpg
psh, he probably waxes his chest

a: NICE.
i don't care.
seriously.
i would almost make that my desktop. :]

z: eaaaaaasy
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/216/462401043_b77c11f73b.jpg

a: lovely.
you can't deny it, can you?

z: i can so
ok fine, he's ruggedly handsome for a man who drinks his own urine

a: ha.
yes. that one... it was a little much.

z: oh geez

a: but see... he's showing you how to survive.

z: IT WAS GATORADE

a: but.
he's showing you what you *could* do in that situation.
i'll admit. i was a little bothered by it when i first started thinking it was fake. but then... i just realized... i'm not watching the show because it's supposedly real or because i'm ever going to be in that situation.

z: fair enough

a: it'll still be a favorite show. :]
oh. his accent. i didn't even mention that.

z: I know I know...i love accents
but you know...on girls

a: ha.